Mystic Mark

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Whether it's predicting the winners at the Oscars, who will get the Republican candidacy in the race for the White House, or the score of the next soccerball game involving the Spurs, Mystic Mark can provide a divination.

Send in nail clippings, locks of hair or your used tea leaves for Mark to prognosticate upon.

It should be pointed out though that Mystic Mark's predictions have not always proved to be totally accurate. Some may say, and indeed many have said, that, due to glitches in the matrix, they have been almost entirely spectacularly wrong. In fact how much more wrong is it possible to be than a Mystic Mark divination? The answer is none-more wrong!

What everyone needs to know though is It's all going to be alright in the end.

First broadcast March 4, 2016.