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Send in nail clippings, locks of hair or your used tea leaves for Mark to prognosticate upon.
 
Send in nail clippings, locks of hair or your used tea leaves for Mark to prognosticate upon.
  
It should be pointed out though that Mystic Mark's predictions have not always proved to be totally accurate. Some may say, and indeed many have said, that, due to glitches in the matrix, they have been almost entirely spectacularly wrong. In fact how much more wrong is it possible to be than a Mystic Mark divination? The answer is none-more wrong!
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It should be pointed out though that Mystic Mark's predictions have not always proved to be totally accurate. Is [[Viggo Mortensen]] the new Robert de Niro? Some may say, and indeed many have said, that, due to glitches in the matrix, they have been almost entirely spectacularly wrong. In fact how much more wrong is it possible to be than a Mystic Mark divination? The answer is none - none more wrong!
  
 
It is worth noting, however, that in March 2007 - some six months before Northern Rock and 18 months before Lehmann Brothers - Mark predicted that "the world economy is about to collapse" (while doing his Top 10 review of [[Norbit]]). Spookily enough, the podcast that week was named for the film [[Premonition]].  
 
It is worth noting, however, that in March 2007 - some six months before Northern Rock and 18 months before Lehmann Brothers - Mark predicted that "the world economy is about to collapse" (while doing his Top 10 review of [[Norbit]]). Spookily enough, the podcast that week was named for the film [[Premonition]].  
  
 
What everyone needs to know though is [[It's all going to be alright in the end]].
 
What everyone needs to know though is [[It's all going to be alright in the end]].
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Also, what everyone needs to know is that Mark spotted Paul Greengrass first, and also Colin Firth, when he was in the Mark Evans film Trauma.
  
 
First broadcast [http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b071t0kh March 4, 2016].
 
First broadcast [http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b071t0kh March 4, 2016].

Revision as of 18:38, 2 February 2017

Whether it's predicting the winners at the Oscars, who will get the Republican candidacy and subsequently who will win the race for the White House, or the score of the next soccerball game involving the Spurs, Mystic Mark can provide a divination.

Send in nail clippings, locks of hair or your used tea leaves for Mark to prognosticate upon.

It should be pointed out though that Mystic Mark's predictions have not always proved to be totally accurate. Is Viggo Mortensen the new Robert de Niro? Some may say, and indeed many have said, that, due to glitches in the matrix, they have been almost entirely spectacularly wrong. In fact how much more wrong is it possible to be than a Mystic Mark divination? The answer is none - none more wrong!

It is worth noting, however, that in March 2007 - some six months before Northern Rock and 18 months before Lehmann Brothers - Mark predicted that "the world economy is about to collapse" (while doing his Top 10 review of Norbit). Spookily enough, the podcast that week was named for the film Premonition.

What everyone needs to know though is It's all going to be alright in the end.

Also, what everyone needs to know is that Mark spotted Paul Greengrass first, and also Colin Firth, when he was in the Mark Evans film Trauma.

First broadcast March 4, 2016.