Movie 43

"It's not that everyone involved should be thoroughly ashamed - everybody involved clearly is thoroughly ashamed" - Mark Kermode, BBC Radio 5live

Amongst the thespians trying hide this abomination from their IMDB profile are:

• EmmaStone Lake And Palmer

• Katie Winceyette

• Huge Action

• Richard Blinky Gere

• Naomi Watts

• GERARD BUTLER

• Halle Berry