Wittertainment Party

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Soon to be standing in an election near you. A single issue party, that issue being the adherence to the Moviegoers Code of Conduct when viewing films in a cinema. The definition of certain elements of the Code of Conduct have been interpreted to allow them to extend to the removal on intermissions in films, as is still the custom in certain countries and colonies.

The party manifesto is quite simple, consisting mainly of the statement "How do you...? You just...!". For example, how do you balance the budget? You just balance the budget!

The flag and slogan for the party are still under development, although it is speculated that the flag will consist of a large "W"