Werner Herzog Satnav

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Invented by Sanjeev Bhaskar and the boy James King whilst they substituted for the Good Doctors on the 28th October 2016 show. It was suggested that a satnav system should come equipped with the voice of Werner Herzog, after all who wouldn't want that?

Imagine these being given to you in a breathy, Bavarian accent....

"You must stay in the left lane"
"Turn around when possible"
"Make a U-turn"
"You are driving into the abyss"
"Watch out for the squirrel"

It would appear that this satnav app will be another revenue earning cash cow to help stuff the already bulging Wittr app coffers.