Pine-works

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Also known as "Extravagant look at me yoga" and "Yoga-robics", this future Olympic sport was invented by the actor Chris Pine just prior to an interview for the show about his film Star Trek Beyond. It involves standing up, raising your arms like a swan, gesturing as though you are Caesar in a Shakespearian production, bending at the knees and then pretending to be a Grecian urn carrier.