During a Wittertainees review of Grimsby Mark deemed himself to have been accused of being a metropolitan sophisticate. Dr K defended himself by pleading that he had spent quite a lot of time in Grimsby, as one of his best friends hails from said town, and secondly, Mark lived in Manchester for two years and does not live in London, or indeed any form of town, now. He instead claimed to live in Narnia.
Whether or not Narnia is a metropolitan area is yet to be fully established. If anyone has the postcode for Narnia can they please let us know.